RTD: The wrath of RNG-sus

Gee, bad luck. I'll check if there anything else on me before continuing.

ROUND NINE

Netter Mizuno wrote:#Yolo

Press both cubes at the exact same time!

(6)

You take firm hold of each cube, and press onto the buttons. Aaand...



Netter has gained CAN'T KILLEAN THE ZILEAN!

Destroya1103 wrote:Open the door by placing my arm through the hole near the door.

(5)

You reach through the hole and easily unlock the door from the outside, opening it and stepping into the corridor.

Sash wrote:Picks up a fragment of smashed wall.

(2)

Alas, none of the fragments are really big enough to be of any use.

rhaidot wrote:I breathe (that should't need a roll normally, I hope i don't die here    )

(4)

It appears you are capable of at least something.

SnowKitten72 wrote:Gee, bad luck. I'll check if there anything else on me before continuing.

(2)

Nope, doesn't look like anything notable is really left in the room.

ColmilloNegro wrote:Kick the door to try to open it!

(5)

You effortlessly kick the door open. One might presume it wasn't even locked. You enter a room with lots of tables and all manner of weaponry. You name it, it's somewhere in there. Sheeeeiiiiit...

Contestants and their status:

Sash: Healthy.
Destroya1103: Healthy. Carrying: A metal beam, a key, throwing knife.
rhaidot: Healthy. Ability: Mind Games (May attempt command another player) Hidden (May not target other players for actions, or be targeted by other players' actions)
Netter Mizuno: Healthy. Carrying: A key, a crowbar, coins. Ability: Can't Killean the Zilean (On any and all defensive rolls, two dice will be rolled. The higher roll will be taken into account)
ColmilloNegro: Healthy. Carrying: Revolver (loaded with one round)
Snowkitten72: Healthy. Carrying: Knife, Holy Hand Grenade.

Try opening the door normally.

I try to unlock the power astral projection (I will develop my mental powers to kill you all   )

Jumps on the bed, under which someone seems to be hiding.

Ask if anyone wants free hugs.

I'll acquire any items I can in the corridor

ROUND TEN

Netter Mizuno wrote:Try opening the door normally.

(5)

The door opens without any resistance. It probably wasn't even locked.

ColmilloNegro wrote:Take all the powerfull weapons I can in the less amount of time, I'm sure there's a boss/nemesis/whatever in that room and it will attack me in anymoment D: 

(1)

You pick up a smelly herring that happens to be closeby. All will surely bow before your might now.

Boss/nemesis/whatever? Whatever might you be speaking of? Oh, this guy?

Colmillonegro - Roll to Not-Get-A-Bolter-Round-To-The-Face! (5)
You barely, just barely, manage to jump back into the corridor, tumbling down the stairs. Miraculously, you are not harmed in the process, but that was way too close for comfort.

Also, be careful what you wish for.

rhaidot wrote:I try to unlock the power astral projection (I will develop my mental powers to kill you all   )

(2)

You can't stop thinking about your ex-girlfriend's tits. You really would make a lousy monk.

Sash wrote:Jumps on the bed, under which someone seems to be hiding.

(4)

You take a few steps to gather momentum before hopping onto the bed. It makes a loud crashing noise.

rhaidot - Roll to Avoid Ouchies! (1)
... and underneath the bed a disgusting "SPLRT!" is also heard.

rhaidot is DEAD!

SnowKitten72 wrote:Ask if anyone wants free hugs.

(3)

Most people seem to ignore you. Weirdoes. Though, the recently "arrived" Colmillo seems an easy enough target.

ColmilloNegro - Roll to... ehm, what? (1)
Just as you manage to get back on your feet you're hugged. You feel all warm and fuzzy inside, whoever did this must be very nice.

ColmilloNegro is charmed by Snowkitten72 (Two rounds)

Destroya1103 wrote:I'll acquire any items I can in the corridor

(2)

Oh, so tapping those buttons on the floor will do the trick, huh?

Destroya1103 - Roll to Dodge! (5)
You hastily step aside and... CRASH! An anvil drops right next to you.

Contestants and their status:

Sash: Healthy.
Destroya1103: Healthy. Carrying: A metal beam, a key, throwing knife.
rhaidot: Dead. Ability: Mind Games (May attempt command another player)
Netter Mizuno: Healthy. Carrying: A key, a crowbar, coins. Ability: Can't Killean the Zilean (On any and all defensive rolls, two dice will be rolled. The higher roll will be taken into account)
ColmilloNegro: Healthy. Carrying: A herring, Revolver (loaded with one round) Charmed by Snowkitten72 (-1 to all rolls against actions by named player, lasts two rounds)
Snowkitten72: Healthy. Carrying: Knife, Holy Hand Grenade.

NPCs:
Spehss Mehreen Librarian: Healthy. Power Armour (+1 to all defensive rolls) Stance: Presumably hostile to all who enter the weapon room

Walk to the Library and try to bargain with the Spehss Mehreen with the coins i have.

Starts to practice respiration control in order to obtain Ripple powers.

Look for a secret passage.

Yes, yes it did. And it wouldn't be there if you wouldn't had done that

Lets see, since everyone learning ability at random. I'll try a shot for healing magic. I'll pray to the gods to grant me the power of healing. Just like a priest class in a mmorpg. ^^

ROUND ELEVEN

Netter Mizuno wrote:Walk to the Library and try to bargain with the Spehss Mehreen with the coins i have.

(4)

Oddly, the Librarian doesn't immediately shoot you. You offer him the coins and make a grand speech about how the basement is filled with filthy heretics and you need his help to purge them.

Librarian - roll to nope.avi! (6+1 = 7)
... he is not amused. he immediately takes a swing at you wtih his power sword.

Netter Mizuno - roll to dodge! (2 & 6 = 6)
Not only do you avoid the slash, you make a grandeus backflip and land onto a... bunch of grenades. You probably pulled the pin out of at least four

Netter Mizuno - OH SHI-  (2 & 3 = 3)
You barely manage to knock one of the tables over and take cover behind it, but shrapnel aplenty rips right through the table. You feel several pieces hit your torso. You don't feel too good.

Netter Mizuno is WOUNDED!

Librarian - OH SHI- (4+1 = 5)
Regardless of his power armour, the Librarian also takes cover. What little does hit him is shrugged off by the armour after one of the tables dampens the blows first.

Sash wrote:Starts to practice respiration control in order to obtain Ripple powers.

(3)

Guybrush Threepwood would be proud.

Sash can now hold his breath for ten minutes!

Destroya1103 wrote:Look for a secret passage.

(2)

It seems that there are none.

ColmilloNegro wrote:Give snowkitten the herring as a gift (cats love fish, don't they?)

(3-1 = 2)

You carelessly lop the herring at SnowKitten's general direction... and miss by a mile.

SnowKitten72 wrote:Lets see, since everyone learning ability at random. I'll try a shot for healing magic. I'll pray to the gods to grant me the power of healing. Just like a priest class in a mmorpg. ^^

(4)

After locating a spot that presumably isn't likely to do anything nasty to you, you drop to your knees and pray. Your holy hand grenade begins to glow softly, and the choir of angels from earlier fills your ears. You feel warm. Tranquil. And as you finish and open your eyes, you notice a slight shimmer in your hands. It... worked?

Now go forth, to the hymns of the Ecclesiarchy!

SnowKitten72 has gained HEALING HANDS!

Contestants and their status:

Sash: Healthy. Can hold his breath for ten minutes.
Destroya1103: Healthy. Carrying: A metal beam, a key, throwing knife.
rhaidot: Dead. Ability: Mind Games (May attempt command another player)
Netter Mizuno: Wounded (-1 to all rolls). Carrying: A key, a crowbar, coins. Ability: Can't Killean the Zilean (On any and all defensive rolls, two dice will be rolled. The higher roll will be taken into account)
ColmilloNegro: Healthy. Carrying: Revolver (loaded with one round) Charmed by Snowkitten72 (-1 to all rolls against actions by named player, lasts one round)
Snowkitten72: Healthy. Carrying: Knife, Holy Hand Grenade. Ability: Healing Hands. Exactly what it says on the tin.

NPCs:
Spehss Mehreen Librarian: Healthy. Power Armour (+1 to all defensive rolls) Stance: Presumably hostile to all who enter the weapon room.

Use the chaos that just happen to pick up gun(s) near me with ammo.

Take a deep breath and try to develop a Stand through sheer will and determination!

Meow! That baka ruining a perfect fishy like dat. *get the fish that was thrown*

Continue down the corridor.

ROUND TWELVE

ColmilloNegro wrote:Well, time to get serious: I'll enter into meditation to conect myself with my internal animal Spirits/instincts. It'll probably give me something cool. 

(1)

You turn into a newt. Here's hoping you'll get better.

Netter Mizuno wrote:Use the chaos that just happen to pick up gun(s) near me with ammo.

(4-1 = 3)

You reach around and manage to grab what looks like a regular 9mm pistol and two... speedloaders for a revolver? Well it's better than nothing.

Except that the Librarian doesn't like it that you grope around like that.

Netter Mizuno - OH SHI- (6-1 = 5)
You manage to crawl around the tables and avoid being seen. A lot of said tables are destroyed as the Librarian is shooting blindly in your general direction.

Sash wrote:Take a deep breath and try to develop a Stand through sheer will and determination!

(4)

You sit down, take deep breaths, yadda yadda blah blah become one with the universe and so on and so forth.

Sash has gained a Stand! BUT WHICH ONE?! = DDD

SnowKitten72 wrote:Meow! That baka ruining a perfect fishy like dat. *get the fish that was thrown*

(6)

You pick up the rotten herring with your teeth like the awesome little kitty you are.

... you don't feel too good.

Destroya1103 wrote:Continue down the corridor.

(5)

You walk down the corridor and... hit a wall. You pat around it a little to see if there's anything there but don't find anything obvious.

Contestants and their status:

Sash: Healthy. Can hold his breath for ten minutes. Stand: ???
Destroya1103: Healthy. Carrying: A metal beam, a key, throwing knife.
rhaidot: Dead. Ability: Mind Games (May attempt command another player)
Netter Mizuno: Wounded (-1 to all rolls). Carrying: A key, a crowbar, coins. Ability: Can't Killean the Zilean (On any and all defensive rolls, two dice will be rolled. The higher roll will be taken into account)
ColmilloNegro: Healthy. Carrying: Revolver (loaded with one round) Is a newt (-1 to all offensive rolls due to small size. +1 to all defensive rolls due to being a small target)
Snowkitten72: Healthy. Carrying: Knife, Holy Hand Grenade, herring. Ability: Healing Hands. Exactly what it says on the tin.

NPCs:
Spehss Mehreen Librarian: Healthy. Power Armour (+1 to all defensive rolls) Stance: Presumably hostile to all who enter the weapon room.

I'll double-check the wall, inspecting it further to find anything of potential use.